THE ARCHIVES
Fantasy Fuckwitz
League History
Career records, honours and the unfortunate souls who didn't make it to the Sleeper era.
CURRENT ROSTER
Manager Profiles
2019–2026
ESPN history covers completed seasons through 2025. Sleeper becomes the live source from 2026 onward.
SRStuart Ramsay
Denise's Endzone · Since 2019
62–39Career record · 61.4%
🏆 1 Title🏈 6 Playoffs🥈 2 Runner-up🥉 3 Third
🔥 BEST SEASON12–32022
💩 WORST SEASON6–82019
POINTS FOR14,199.75
POINTS AGAINST12,931.00
Team-name history
Dunder Mifflinites (2019–2024) → Denises Endzone (2025) → Denise's Endzone (2026)
GPGraham Prentice
Isla's TDs · Since 2021
27–46Career record · 37.0%
🏆 0 Titles🏈 0 Playoffs🥈 0 Runner-up🥉 0 Third
🔥 BEST SEASON7–72025
💩 WORST SEASON3–122023
POINTS FOR9,198.10
POINTS AGAINST9,659.70
Team-name history
Zeke Between the Sheets → Game of Mahomes → DeshaunDontTDthere → Baby Back Gibbs → They Hit The 2nd Bower → Isla's TDs
JBJack Bergin
Quentins huge Johnston · Since 2021
40–33Career record · 54.8%
🏆 1 Title🏈 3 Playoffs🥈 1 Runner-up🥉 0 Third
🔥 BEST SEASON10–42024
💩 WORST SEASON6–92021
POINTS FOR10,247.15
POINTS AGAINST9,751.95
Team-name history
Michael Scott Paper Company → A licence to Khalil → Quentins huge Johnston
SHScott Hammersley
Griddy on her TDs · Since 2019
57–44Career record · 56.4%
🏆 1 Title🏈 6 Playoffs🥈 0 Runner-up🥉 0 Third
🔥 BEST SEASON11–32025
💩 WORST SEASON3–112020
POINTS FOR14,059.05
POINTS AGAINST13,009.25
Team-name history
The Hammerslayers → Alpha King Stab Ye → Touchdown Syndrome → Griddy on her TDs
SLSam Lindl
Njigbas in Paris · Since 2024
12–16Career record · 42.9%
🏆 0 Titles🏈 0 Playoffs🥈 0 Runner-up🥉 0 Third
🔥 BEST SEASON6–82024 / 2025
💩 WORST SEASON6–82024 / 2025
POINTS FOR3,915.65
POINTS AGAINST4,066.90
Team-name history
ANFIWID → Likely On Drugs → Njigbas in Paris
ACAaron Currie
AaronCurrie67 · Since 2019
40–61Career record · 39.6%
🏆 1 Title🏈 2 Playoffs🥈 0 Runner-up🥉 1 Third
🔥 BEST SEASON9–52019
💩 WORST SEASON4–112022 / 2023
POINTS FOR12,135.65
POINTS AGAINST13,509.00
Team-name history
Neil With It → the mighty mons → Auto-Drafted Epsilons → Aaragon Ducks → AaronCurrie67
RHRachel Hammersley
RachelHammersley · Since 2023
24–19Career record · 55.8%
🏆 0 Titles🏈 2 Playoffs🥈 1 Runner-up🥉 0 Third
🔥 BEST SEASON10–52023
💩 WORST SEASON7–72024 / 2025
POINTS FOR6,136.30
POINTS AGAINST6,088.30
Team-name history
ET Phone Mahomes (2023–2024) → Kareem Pied (2025) → RachelHammersley (2026)
JBJack Bell
Ditka's Boys · Since 2024
17–11Career record · 60.7%
🏆 0 Titles🏈 2 Playoffs🥈 0 Runner-up🥉 0 Third
🔥 BEST SEASON9–52024
💩 WORST SEASON8–62025
POINTS FOR4,213.95
POINTS AGAINST3,975.40
Team-name history
Ditkas Boys (2024–2025) → Ditka's Boys (2026)
BSBen Smith
Bhayshul Tutenmagub · Rookie
0–0Career begins in 2026
🆕 2026 ROOKIE CLASS
JPJason Prince
FantasyPrince1 · Rookie
0–0Career begins in 2026
🆕 2026 ROOKIE CLASS
FORMER MANAGERS
The League Graveyard ☠️
Gone, not forgotten
Their teams are gone. Their bad records live forever.
💀 Most WinsLee H · 50
🔥 Best Win %Scott H · 63.0%
🏈 Most PlayoffsScott H · 5
⚰️ Most LossesStephen (Mac) · 61
46–27Career Record · 63.0%
🏆 1 Title🏈 5 Playoffs🥈 2 Runner-up🥉 0 Third
🔥 BEST SEASON11–42022
💩 WORST SEASON8–62024 / 2025
50–51Career Record · 49.5%
🏆 0 Titles🏈 4 Playoffs🥈 0 Runner-up🥉 2 Third
🔥 BEST SEASON14–02020
💩 WORST SEASON1–132025
43–44Career Record · 49.4%
🏆 1 Title🏈 1 Playoff🥈 0 Runner-up🥉 0 Third
🔥 BEST SEASON9–62023
💩 WORST SEASON6–92021 / 2022
40–61Career Record · 39.6%
🏆 0 Titles🏈 0 Playoffs🥈 0 Runner-up🥉 0 Third
🔥 BEST SEASON8–72021
💩 WORST SEASON3–112020
26–32Career Record · 44.8%
🏆 1 Title🏈 1 Playoff🥈 0 Runner-up🥉 0 Third
🔥 BEST SEASON8–62020
💩 WORST SEASON5–92019
